As yeh must know, today, September 19th, be Int'rnational Talk Like A Pirate Day! Startin' today an' runnin' right through next Sat'rday the 26th, me books be on sale fer cutthroat prices! Me Hardcov'r edition be just twenty doubloons ($19.99), and all me eBook editions be just a single doubloon ($0.99)! Now be the time to buy a whole weevil-chewed cargo of 'em! Christmas be comin' up just after hurricane seas'n, and yeh don't want to be caught in the shoppin' doldrums rig