As yeh must know, today, September 19th, be Int'rnational Talk Like A Pirate Day! Startin' today an' runnin' right through next Sat'rday the 26th, me books be on sale fer cutthroat prices!
Me Hardcov'r edition be just twenty doubloons ($19.99), and all me eBook editions be just a single doubloon ($0.99)! Now be the time to buy a whole weevil-chewed cargo of 'em! Christmas be comin' up just after hurricane seas'n, and yeh don't want to be caught in the shoppin' doldrums right afore the holiday!
Shippin', o' course, still be charged--we ain't bringin' this bounty to yeh fer free!--an' tax be laid on if yeh don't have the black market c'nections to smuggle 'em past the harbormaster in this 'ere state o' Minn'sota, but this opp'rtun'ty ain't a one to miss! The links be all over me page if yeh've a min' to loot a cargo what's practic'ly waitin' fer yeh.
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties!